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Episode
One: Them And Us
A fashion show is about to take place at Larkhall and G-wing are
busy practising. But when Carol, a pregnant inmate miscarries in
the night, a near riot breaks out. Consequently G-wing remove
themselves from the show. Helen Stewart the wing governor tries
hard to form an alliance with Nikki Wade, another of the inmates,
but is unsuccessful in her tries. A compromise is reached and the
G-wing are back in the fashion show.
During all of this Jim Fenner is busy playing sugar daddy with
one of the new inmates.
I find that this episode is one of the more tedious ones. Though
I have to admit the scenes with 'Smelly Nelly' more than make up
for it!
Episode
Two: Drug Wars
Helen decides it is time that Larkhall did its best to prevent
drugs from coming into the prison. Nikki Wades name is put
forward to the DST and she is strip searched, Helen finds out
about this and finds herself on the end of a verbal attack from
Nikki.
New inmates Zandra Plackett and Monica Lindsay arrive at the
prison. Monica is outraged by the way she is treated when she
arrives but Zandra who has been at Larkhall previously has
brought a little something with her to help numb the pain.
Monica is proving to be a very beneficial friend to some of the
inmates. Monica however is only concerned about her son Spencer,
who suffers from Down Syndrome.
Nothing ground-breaking in this episode but I thought the DST
scenes were very funny. Is it a man or is it a woman?! Hmmm! I'm
still undecided.
Episode
Three: Love Rival
The consequences of Aims unprofessional conduct are beginning to
show.
Another inmate, Crystal Gordon or the 'Singing Nun' arrives at
Larkhall.
Rachel is finding Shells attention too much to handle.
Nikki and Monica begin to form what looks like a strong
friendship.
Zandra is determined to marry her fiancé Robin in prison and
goes through detox to prove herself to both Robin and Helen. She
is heartbroken though when she finds out that Robin is engaged to
someone else, and discovers she is pregnant with his child.
Quite a good episode concentrating mainly on Zandra. We're
introduced to Crystals 'innits' for the first time.
Episode
Four: The Victim
Zandra decides she wants an abortion and is accompanied by Lorna
and Dominic to the hospital, but things don't run smoothly.
Rachel is suffering under the influence of Shell and the threat
of her mother giving her baby to social services. It's too much
for her and she takes drastic action.
Nikki is devastated when she learns her partner has been having
an affair, consequently the relationship ends.
Lorna and Dominic worry about Zandra's escape but decide not to
tell Helen.
A good episode that shows a lot of different sides to the
characters. Quite an emotional episode, definitely pulls on your
heart strings. Pass the tissues!
Episode
Five: Tangled Web
An investigation is held looking into Rachels death and it looks
as though Jim Fenner is involved. Nikki is put down the block for
fighting with Shell Dochley but Helen decides to go easy on her
due her personal problems, Nikki is shocked by Helen's actions.
An important turn in Helen's and Nikki's relationship. We see Jim
sweat a bit over Rachel's death.
Episode
Six: A Big Mistake
A new inmate Jesse Devlin, an alcoholic, finds herself at
Larkhall. It seems its not only Shell that isn't pleased to see
her, neither is Denny, but why?
We see a complete change to Nikki is attitude towards Helen.
Helen convinces her to do an open university course and lends her
book although it is against prison regulations.
Dominic wants to resign but after a night out at the pub and a
confession to Helen he decides to stay.
Blackmail is on the cards for Lorna.
A good episode not only because there is lots of Helen and Nikki
interaction but also because we see a vulnerable side to Denny.
Episode
Seven: Playing With Fire
Marriage is in the air when Sean (The Prawn, I couldn't have put
it better myself) proposes to Helen. (I vowed to boycott ITV at
this point if they did get married, anyway...)
Shell learns of the dealings going on between Zandra and Lorna
Rose and manages to get involved.
Nikki is moved up to enhanced by request of the governor and is
happy until she finds out Helen is engaged.
Shell is found with drugs in her cell and is moved down to basic
unfortunately for Charlie (poor bird).
Helen goes in search of Nikki to explain and wishes she hadn't
when Nikki shows Helen what she feels for her.
Helen and Nikki fall out when Helen tells Nikki to focus her
attentions on someone else.
A great episode which finally reveals what exactly Nikki feels
for Helen and also what Helen feels for Nikki.
Episode
Eight: Falling Apart
The two Julies decide to have a go at fermentation. All the
inmates get involved even Shell. Shell tries to rumble the Julies
but it doesn't go to plan and she remains on basic.
Monica has some bad news when she finds out that her son Spencer
has died. Helen accompanies Monica to the funeral which is
heartbreaking.
A great episode again, nonstop laughs and a wee bit of sexual
tension between out two favourite ladies.
Episode
Nine: Pay Back Time
Shell has yet another plan this time it involves her going clean
and finding god (you won't be shocked to know its all an act!).
Another part of her plan is to get Crystal to write to the papers
about drugs in prisons in order to get Helen in trouble with the
number one, but it fails.
Shell then decides to set up Lorna Rose hoping this will get her
back on enhanced but all it does is make her unpopular with the
staff and the inmates.
Monica is planning to kill herself due her sons death.
A new inmate is introduced to us, Yvonne Atkins, who apparently
likes to party.
Helen is feeling stressed due to her job and her partner and
turns to Nikki for solace, (that's where I'd go!) then it happens,
the first kiss (a cheer is heard throughout the land). However
Helen freaks out and we are left wondering what will happen next.
Another fab episode (no not just because of the kiss, well...maybe),
Lorna finally leaves (thank god) and Yvonne certainly makes an
impression.
Episode
Ten: Love Hurts
Yvonne forms the Tabernacle gospel choir in order to help regain
open visits.
The relationship between Shell and Fenner is stretched when Shell
threatens him, she then spends the next couple of minutes
counting the cracks in the wall, ouch!!
Helen tells Nikki that she had no right in taking advantage of
her and warns Nikki to behave or one of them will have to leave (make
it Nikki please!! Sorry but if it comes down to it it has to be
Nikki).
Monica attempts her suicide but is found in time by Nikki. Monica
then goes on to win her appeal and is released.
Helen tells Sean she can't marry him (woo hoo) and the next time
she sees him is in the prison garden setting fire to what would
be his wedding suit. Nikki looks on in excitement but is also
concerned for Helen.
The series ends with Helen ignoring Nikki's call. Whatever will
happen next?!

Episode
One: Tug Of Love
Zandra finally has her baby, with her beloved Robin by her side.
Things seem to be on the up until she makes a mistake, once again
its drugs. Suicide seems to be the answer to her problems,
luckily she is saved just in time.
Helen returns to Larkhall in her familiar role as Governor,
leaving a very upset Jim Fenner in her wake. Jim seems to be
having a lot of problems, returning to the floor is the least of
his worries! Someone has been phoning and writing to his wife,
telling her what her sneaky husband really gets up to at work and
with who.
Meanwhile Helen lays down the law to Nikki, making it clear they
have no future.
Great episode if not only for the excitement of seeing Helen back
where she belongs.
Episode Two: Shit
Happens
Jim comes to the conclusion that Nikki is the one informing his
wife of his indiscretions. Things all come to a head when Jim
provokes her and is the cause of her being sent down the block.
Things become so bad between Helen and Nikki that Nikki is
shipped out. Only when Jim realises that Nikki couldn't have been
the one tipping his wife off does he realise who the culprit is.
Shell gets what she deserves from Jim and decides to tell the
governor what has been going on. The revelation brings Nikki back
to Larkhall and forces Helen to resign.
Another good episode, we get a real insight into the relationship
Nikki and Helen have, plus Dochley gets her just deserts!
Episode Three: Visiting
Time
Karen Betts takes over as wing governor after Helen's resignation.
Jim is still suspended and doesn't take the news well.
Unfortunately she has a brief past involving Jim Fenner. She soon
shows him she means business. Julie J gets a rare chance to see
her children as they are back in England, but the kids are
somewhat frosty with her after being turned against her by their
father. Sylvia soon spoils the reunion, breaking Julie's heart.
Quite a boring episode, its quite a serious one too!
Episode Four:
Looking For Love
Denny finds a mother figure in Yvonne who takes Denny under her
wing. Denny hears the reason for her mother failing to turn up
for her visit and gets permission of Karen to go and see her
mother in hospital. Di is only to happy to accompany Denny to see
her mother but once they get there they discover that Jessie has
already left. This causes Denny a lot of distress and so she
decides she has to see her mother and sort things out, but when
she does find her she finds herself back at square one.
The two Julies help prepare a romantic meal for Josh and Crystal.
All seems to be going well there.
Jim reaches new lows when he falls into the territory of bribery
at the hands of Yvonne.
Episode Five:
Mistaken Identity
Another time for new arrivals on G-Wing, enter 'Mad Tessa Spall'
(great name or what?!), and Barbara Hunt. Unfortunately a case of
mistaken identity occurs and it seems the delightful Tessa has a
grudge to bear with one Karen Betts.
Yvonne and Jim Fenner manage to strike up a deal and both find
themselves better off for it!
Zandra suffers from severe headaches and is ignored in true
fashion, as everyone believes she is still into drugs.
Episode Six: Losing
It
Sylvia finds herself in training under Karen's instructions, the
shell suit alone is enough to make you laugh!
Zandra has an appointment with 'Dr.No No' and is diagnosed as
having low blood pressure and needing glasses, she's not pleased.
Trouble between Nikki and Barbara begins when Barbara speak to
Jim Fenner about her reservations of Nikki's sexuality. However
that's the least thing on her mind as she is expecting a visit
from that special someone.
Episode Seven: The
Set-up
Helen returns to Larkhall with a bounce in her step, leaving some
dumbfounded. Helen informs Nikki of her plans to appeal for her,
her new role means she has access to all the files. They also
manage to find some time alone together!
Jim finally finds out how it feels to be the one without any
control, as the tables turn on him. Yvonne and Charlie have
decided to teach 'Sunny Jim' a lesson he won't forget.
Zandra's headaches finally come to a head (scuse the pun) when
she has two seizures. She is sent to have some tests done but the
results arent what she was expecting.
Episode Eight: Babes
Behind Bars
Crystal makes the ultimate sacrafice for her friend Zandra, who's
test results have come back. Dominic seems to be in danger of
breaking the rules, when he finds himself caring a lot more for
her than he ever thought possible.
Charlie's arrest has left Yvonne with a much needed money
spinning idea, 'Babes Behind Bars'.
Shell is reunited with her mother after Shell confesses her fears
for her children to Karen. She is left with no choice to confront
her mother about what has happened and about her plans to put her
two children into care.
Episode Nine: The
Leaving
Zandra's pain becomes unbearbale leaving Crystal in turmoil over
her morals. But it doesnt matter as Zandra dies after a terrible
seizure.
One goes and another comes, in the form of Shaz Wylie, whom Denny
takes an instant liking to. Shell however isnt impressed.
Episode Ten: Family
Plan
The two Julies come up with a plan to get Julie J pregnant!
Denny and Shaz have become firm friends are up to no good. Pranks
are being discovered all over G-Wing, but are they in danger of
being split up?
Renee Williams a rival of Yvonne makes a sharp entrance, its not
just Yvonne that has dealings with her. Yvonne's money making
scheme is in danger of being shut down.
Episode Eleven: Rough
Justice
Renee makes as quick an exit as she did entrance when she
mysteriously dies. An investigation is began and everyone is a
suspect it seems.
Helen has some news for Nikki regarding her appeal, but this isn't
enough to stop Nikki's jealous streak.
Jim seems to be slipping further and further into a depressive
and destructive state. Karen calls round to see him and discovers
that his wife has left him.
Episode Twelve: Facing
Up
Both Nikki and Di are having trouble dealing with the news of
Dominic's and Helen's date. Helen finds herself in a difficult
position and tells Dominic about her relationship with Nikki.
Nikki's jeaous treak returns and causes a rift between them.
Jim and Karen begin to draw closer to each other and before you
know it.....
Crystal is getting edgy about her release. Will Josh be waiting
for her?
Episode Thirteen:
Oh What A Night!
Its Sylvia's 30th wedding anniversay and she's celebrating in
style at Larkhall!!
Nikki finds a way to use the party as a way to escape, but will
she come back? Helen's reaction to Nikki's visit isnt what she
expected but she eventually talks Helen round and soon no talking
is needed!
Shell is wanting the ultimate revenge it seems, but will she get
what she wants?
Series three to come!